my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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