We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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