So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize