You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just found a bag of teeth...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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