Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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