Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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