The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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