Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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