He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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