Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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