I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I have aggressive nipples.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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