what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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