oh god the rape fog is back!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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