I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Alive.
So much puke
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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