We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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