i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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