He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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