Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize