he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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