Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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