We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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