im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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