your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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