? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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