Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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