Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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