U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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