They should really pass out barf bags in church
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Shame - the story of my life.
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