I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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