i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Can you repeat that, but with context?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
