i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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