I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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