dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
is that a dick in a sweater?
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