Just mADE A PArabola og urine
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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