from now on my penis is your penis
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just puked most of my soul out..
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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