I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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