He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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