508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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