Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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