We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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