Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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