im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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