How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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