You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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