It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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