you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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