so explain again why im purple
no
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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