Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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