thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
