I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
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burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
the room spins SO much faster in panama
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
