Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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