she takes plan B like it's going out of style
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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