the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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