i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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