hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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