If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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