absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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