Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Is this like a preordered booty call?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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