No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
